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Overheard If you had a Klingon on your Software Development Team...

  • "This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!"
    "veQ 'oHtaH bIghunpu'bogh Dochvam'e'. bIquvHa'"
  • "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"
    "ghunpu'ghachDajvaD Delbe' tlhIngan SuvwI'na'"
  • "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"
    "Qapbe' ghunpu'ghach 'e' Daja'mo' quvHa' qorDu'wI'. DaH qaHoH"
  • "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!"
    "lo'laHchugh ghunpu'ghachwIj 'e' Dayu''a' chaq bIQambogh DaqDaq qaHoH"
  • "Our competitors are without honor!"
    "quvHa' jaghma' jay'"
  • "Specs are for the weak and timid!"
    Delbogh navmey poQ pujwI'vaD ghIjwI'vaD je"
  • "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
    "qagh 'oHtaH De'wI'. jIghunqu'chugh vaj cha' pentIum cha' mIqta'mey vIghajnIS"
  • "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!"
    "chaq DaHjaj jaj QaQ maHeghmoHlu' wIngeH jIjatlh."
  • "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"
    "DaH Stova qor ghItlh ghunpu'ghachwIj"
  • "Behold, the keyboard of Kahless! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!"
    "De'wI'Daq ghItlhbogh jan qeylIS yIleghqu' ghaH ghun law' Hoch ghun puS"
  • "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a bat'leth contest. They will not concern us again."


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