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The Klingon Programmer's Code of Honour

All Klingons who develop code for the glory of the empire follow this "Code of Honour" for software "code warriors".

  • Specifications are for the weak and timid.
  • State-of-the-art hardware is a prerequisite to do battle with code.
  • One cannot truly appreciate "Dilbert" without reading it in the original Klingon.
  • Indentation is for enemy skulls, not code.
  • Klingons do not "release" software. Klingon software escapes, leaving a bloody trail of design engineers and quality assurance people in its path.
  • Klingon function calls have no parameters. They have arguments! And they always win them.
  • Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
  • Quality Assurance issues are best solved with a Batleth.
  • A true Klingon warrior does not comment his code.
  • Our users shall know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!


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