Humour Database Top 10 Signs Found on the Enterprise 10) On trash can in holodeck: "Thank you for keeping the holodeck litter-free." 9) On shuttlecraft: "I brake for Klingon Birds of Prey" 8) In Deanna's quarters: "Chocolate is my life" 7) Anywhere: "Garage sale in Cargo Bay One!" 6) In Ten Forward: "For good time call..." 5) Outside Data's quarters: "Warning: Aggressive Felis domesticus!" 4) Anywhere: "Phasers don't kill people; Klingons do" 3) In Beverly Crusher's quarters: "My son is on the Honor Roll at Starfleet Academy" 2) "Daily Holodeck maintenance from 2 AM - 11 PM" 1) Anywhere: "Have you hugged your starship captain today?"

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