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 Top 10 Command Decisions Captain Picard Has To Make

10) Should he send Dr. Crusher an FTD Pick-Me-Up bouquet?

9) How big a tip to leave in 10-Forward.

8) Should he open hailing frequencies or beam over a nice Hallmark card instead?

7) Stock up on minoxidol or turtle wax?

6) Whether or not to have easy-listening music played in the turbolifts.

5) Should he put Spock on his Christmas card list?

4) Whether or not to have Data's cat neutered.

3) Whether or not to have Commander Riker neutered.

2) Twinings Earl Grey? or Celestial Seasonings?

1) Keep matter/antimatter warp engines or switch over to natural gas?


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