Top 10 April Fool's Jokes on the USS Enterprise
10) Everybody act like Riker is the captain.
9) Pretend you've been taken over by an alien being.
8) Program the replicator in Troi's room so that it won't make
7) Replay file tape of Borg ship on main viewer.
6) Tell Data that StarFleet has decided to dismantle him.
5) Put a small speaker in Dr. Crusher's bedroom to play garbled
4) Lock Picard in the children's schoolroom with several children
and no adults.
3) Substitute some of Dr. Crusher's moss with moss showing 24
hours more growth.
2) Yell into your communicator "Captain, the antimatter
containment fields are collapsing."
1) Put a sign on Worf's back that says "K'ick Me!"