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« on: 12 12, 2011, 04:04: PM »

Ok, so a Klingon walks into a convenience store, and...

http://www.uberreview.com/2009/02/klingon-batleth-used-to-rob-convenience-store.htm
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« Reply #1 on: 12 13, 2011, 04:35: AM »

Will this piece of misinformation NEVER go away?

This story is from a couple of years ago. The weapon used is NOT a Klingon anything. Oh sure it is a two handed thing, with a few curved blades, it may even have been inspired by Klingon weaponry, but no such weapon has ever appeared on screen or even in any non canon fan art that I have ever seen. Perpetuating stories like this do nothing good for this shared hobby of ours.
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« Reply #2 on: 12 13, 2011, 05:47: PM »

Alright. I thought it was funny, and it's the first time I've seen this. Well, I guess I better be extra careful what I post around here. It might start a war or something.  Shocked
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« Reply #3 on: 12 13, 2011, 06:17: PM »

Well, you DID say "Stop me if youve heard this one before"

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« Reply #4 on: 12 13, 2011, 07:34: PM »

Hahaha, true... True! 
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« Reply #5 on: 12 13, 2011, 10:34: PM »

I did not know you were posting it as humorous. Most post it as the legitimate news story it was apparently intended to be.
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« Reply #6 on: 12 14, 2011, 06:05: AM »

The set-up is definitely better than the punchline. }}; )

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« Reply #7 on: 12 14, 2011, 04:20: PM »

Yes, I found the story humorous and was posting it for its entertainment value... =))

The set-up is definitely better than the punchline. }}; )

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I take that as a compliment to my AWESOME presentation skills. LOL J/K
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