mu'qaD veS (curse warfare)

[qoSagh]

I am Klingon.....what is this "rag" you speak of? I need n artificial impliments to heave my discarded mucus at the likes of of you. And as for gargh, if you choose to keep it in your back until it is dead instead of in your stomach where it can be digested properly, then perhaps it is a good thing you lack a spine to get in the poor dead worms way.

[tmk1000]

I am Klingon.....what is this "rag"

Are you somehow implying that i am not?This 'rag'is a very useful tool .

Allow me to instruct you in its use...
(1) you put a nice heap of snot and put it into the rag
(2) Then you fling the rag with all your might and,
(3)Instead of geting the said snot on your father(thou who could tell the difference :lol: ) You get it on your enemy...
Make more sense?  

[SoplaHtaHwI']

I am Klingon.....what is this "rag"

Are you somehow implying that i am not?
This 'rag'is a very useful tool .
(2) Then you fling the rag with all your might and,
Make more sense?

You choose to fight with bodily defacatives instead of with a daqtagh or even such a useful tool as the fist? and from a distance too! You're a weak qa'Hom!

[wyoming]

I see none of you have any scars.

[tmk1000]

Show me you can curse like adults instead of like the mucus dribbing from a child's nose!

TMK1000
Don't forget Kythe that everyone had 'mucus dribbing from their nose'
at one time,but some wiped it off and flung the rag at an enemy  ,while others just sat crying  about till their nanny came running to the rescue...
The question each one should ask himself/herself is were do they fall?

I got hours of fun slinging my "mucus"at the at the above

I don't know about you but i would not give a child a daqtagh...
Also i was talking in the past tense.Or maybe you know someone that just sat crying  about till their nanny came running to the rescue...

[qoSagh]

In general the use of body substances for combat are best left to the terran animal know as the great ape. I have visited the zoo and seen this method many times. While I do not normally recomend animal methodology I must point out that by the instructions for rag usage, I assume that were your dribbl;ing mucas to be the only weapon avalible you would not fling it with your bare hands? Then again a barehanded Klingon has no need of dribbling makeshift weapons. As for getting said mucas on my father, well unlike your father, he would not be approaching from the enemy's direction. I wonder just what else do your family learn from the duraS clan?

 

[Kesvirit]

I see none of you have any scars.

If you would let that wound under your nose heal, you would be able to join the ranks of those who DO have scars.

-=- Kesvirit

[tmk1000]

As for getting said mucas on my father, well unlike your father, he would not be approaching from the enemy's direction.

 I wonder just what else do your family learn from the duraS clan?

Yes we all know,he would be running at the first sign of combat..


My family has learned how not to act honorable,something you would and your family might keep in mind

[wyoming]

your father died from a cold, in his bed.

[SoplaHtaHwI']

your father died from a cold, in his bed.

Your father smells of Elderberries

[Kesvirit]

And your mother was a TRIBBLE! (<--- the proverbial other boot)

[qoSagh]

Ahh you are as eloquent as a transplanted frenchman, would that you could cut with a blade as well as you think you can cut with words.

I shall have the last laugh though, I will build a giant wooden targh and then you shall see my wrath.  

[SoplaHtaHwI']

Ahh you are as eloquent as a transplanted frenchman, would that you could cut with a blade as well as you think you can cut with words.

I shall have the last laugh though, I will build a giant wooden targh and then you shall see my wrath.

May I just warn you for the glob fly in the Cave of Dishonor...
One warrior to another

[J'Maq]

" You are a glob fly--all buzz and no sting."

[SoplaHtaHwI']

" You are a glob fly--all buzz and no sting."

It takes one to know one...

[jIHaD]

I think I have one.
I don't know if someone has posted this already, but:
"Go f*** yourself!"
yIngagh'egh jay', petaQ!
yI- imperative
ngagh mate with
-'egh oneself
jay' makes sentence an invective
petaQ insult

I rhink this is right.

[Klythe]

     One important element of a Klingon curse is that it is to be a creative endeavor rather than the mere trading of insults.   If I were to say for example that you were full of felgercarb, only to correct myself to explain that you are not a container of felgercarb, you are uncontained pile of targh waste...  That would be a bit closer to what curse warfare is about.   What you have is probably a legitimate and very insulting Klingon curse, the actual art of Curse Warfare is a different sort of animal.

[Qunchuy]

...the actual art of Curse Warfare is a different sort of animal.

One might even make a distinction between

• Curse Warfare as described by the Power Klingon audiotape, and
  
• Curse Warfare as it tends to happen when people actually try it

In real-world practice, it isn't so much an escalating series of insults. It tends to be like this: A insults B, then B either makes a minor change to the insult and throws it back, or B counters with a plausible explanation which turns the insult into a compliment.

 A: mep betleH Dalo' You use a plastic bat'telh.
 B: jIpo'qu'mo' mep betleH neH vIpoQ I'm so good a plastic bat'telh is all I need.

 A: targh rur qablIj Your face looks like a targ.
 B: targh 'o' rur qablIj'e' Your face looks like a targ's rear end.

[torqey]

Correct my curse if I haven't worded it right, but it is:

Hab SoSlI'Quch

(My Meaning: Your mother has a flat forhead!)
(Literal Meaning: The forhead of your mother be smooth.)