Short paragraph translation needed please

[tower of babel]

qaStaH nuq? nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e' Hab SoSlI' Quch! 'arlogh Qoylu'pu'? Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam tlhIngan maH! bIjatlh 'e' yImev

Thank you for your assistance.

[Kesvirit]

qaStaH nuq? nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e' Hab SoSlI' Quch! 'arlogh Qoylu'pu'? Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam tlhIngan maH! bIjatlh 'e' yImev

What's happening? Where is the bathroom? Your mother has a smooth forehead! What time is it? Today is a good day to die. Shut up!

{qaStaH nuq?} -- What's happening?
{nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e'(?)} -- Where is the bathroom?
{Hab SoSlI' Quch!} -- Your mother has a smooth forehead!
{'arlogh Qoylu'pu'?} -- How many times has it (supposedly some time marking signal) been heard? (Colloquially: What time is it?)
{Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam(.)} -- Today is a good day to die.
{tlhIngan maH!} -- We are Klingons!
{bIjatlh 'e' yImev(!)} -- You speak and you (singular) cease! (Colloquially: Shut up!)

I finally solved the question of why all of these random sentences looked familiar in a big block -- they are all included as is on the KLI's Everyday Klingon Phrases list.

Where did you find this paragraph, and what do you want to do with it?

-=- Kesvirit

[Edited out redundancies.]

[Abbot Nej vIt]

I Have Not Seen them all Compressed like that before... I Am Most Familiar with the Original Sources (The Poster and the Dictionary, Though I Do Not Really Know Which Came First)...

[Kesvirit]

Which poster? What poster?

-=- Kesvirit