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« on: 03 11, 2005, 11:38: PM »

new to your site. hope for best. be gentle as this alien is already broken.
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« Reply #1 on: 03 13, 2005, 12:11: AM »

::Approaches alien with caution. Cannot identify it by species or name. Regrets not having packed medical scanner as the whatever-it-is appears to be damaged.::

A thorough senses-only survey of the immediate area reveals no evidence of how the alien arrived. No discernalble tracks from the being’s locomotion, a ground vehicle or cargobeast, no brush or substrate disturbed by a landing craft, no lingering sterlizing smell of a Klingon transporter beam, no prolonged prickling echoes of any other recognized model...

The indistinct form shifts.


::Redirects attention back to the newcomer. Nudges it with boot toe.::

Who are you? Why are you here? How did you come to this place?

Can you speak?

::Takes a step back, hoping for a useable answer.::


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Gaffers make appreciative and supportive remarks in the form of bad imitations of primate calls from the direction of the lighting grids.
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« Reply #2 on: 04 18, 2005, 11:13: AM »

Nej vIt Glances over to Kesvirit, "Strange, I Could have Sworn it did Speak? Perhaps the Toe of Your Boot, Found a Vital Organ? This Should be Added to the Checklist of Scientific Oddities for Future Study".
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