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« on: 04 01, 2004, 11:05: PM »

StarTrek.com announce today the new series Klingon Eye for the Human Guy.

04.01.2004
New Series Announced: Klingon Eye for the Human Guy
 
Five Klingon men, out to make over the world — one p'tak at a time.
They are the va'B Five: an elite team of Klingons dedicated to extolling the simple virtues of honor, tradition and style.

Each week their mission is to transform an honor-deficient and culture-deprived human from weakling to warrior in each of their respective categories: fashion, cuisine, grooming, ritual and honorable living.

It's a full lifestyle make-over where human guys turn in their briefcases for bat'leths, learn about bloodwine that comes in a vat, not a bottle, and come to understand why music is its most passionate at its most discordant. When the journey is done, a freshly tempered, newly enlightened, battle-ready warrior emerges.

Coming soon to QAPLA' TV!
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« Reply #1 on: 04 02, 2004, 05:36: AM »

The announcement was nothing more than another example of Federation treachery!

The people of the Empire are the victims of a seasonal prank by the Paraborg. [Who know they had a sense of humor? Or that they had seasons inside their cube(icles)?]

The above link no linger exists.  Nor do the following articles listed at
http://216.239.53.104/search?q=cache:rapba...&hl=en&ie=UTF-8:
    04.01.04   Federation Presidential Election Heats Up          
    04.01.04   Top Ten Advantages of Being a Borg          
    04.01.04   Trekland: Paramount Announces the Final Frontier of Fun!          
    04.01.04   Klingon Visage Bulk Attributed to Steroids          
    04.01.04   New Series Announced: Klingon Eye for the Human Guy            
    04.01.04   Shatner Signs On to Star Trek: Enterprise
     Though there may have once been an article to quote, the Federation  would have us believe that it and those listed with it have been assimilated, leaving behind nothing but a trail of 404s. It is to our advantage and their detriment that they failed to destroyed all evidence of their perfidy. The intruding lightbulbs cannot ignore this! Unless they, too, were a trick engineered by the Federation... }}8-|

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« Reply #2 on: 04 02, 2004, 10:03: PM »

^.^  I made copies.  I should post the Steroid theory to the Klingon Biology section.  Just for laughs.
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« Reply #3 on: 04 02, 2004, 11:06: PM »

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^.^ I made copies.
Very well done!  I regret to report that by the time I investigated, all the articles were gone. I encourage you to display your trophies for all to see and admire.

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« Reply #4 on: 12 23, 2004, 03:32: AM »

the only way to see a series coming to light would be if it was in a non TV format , using a medium like animation or  cgi
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« Reply #5 on: 12 26, 2004, 02:54: PM »

There are actually fan based TV quality films on the internet.
For example Starhip Exeter is a TOS look alike that regularly features Klingons.    
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« Reply #6 on: 12 29, 2004, 12:33: PM »

i do understand that - but i was thinking of the TNG era  
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