Be very welcome here. Any warrior who continues to fight after all that, and still maintains his interest and passion for Klingon things definitely deserves all the respect I can muster. I administrate the technical details of the forum, if there are any areas where the board is particularly difficult for you to use or if you have any suggestions on how we could improve the forums to make them easier to use, I will listen and attempt to make the forums more usable.
I hope you don't mind, I tidied up your post a little for you. For the record I don't think you are brain damaged at all
An excellent source for patterns and tutorials is K'Put's closet. It was originally lost, but someone had fortunately preserved a copy and it has been restored
here.