You might be a klingon if ...

[warstarcerberus]

you see a table full of grub's,worm's,snail's,insect's,beetle's and blood pudding and you think it the desert tray.

for holloween we use gummy worm's, choc-covered grasshopper's,fried ant's and fresh crayfish to freak out the non klingon humaniod  guest's and other unworthy type's .