(OK, maybe I scared him off.

)
If you wanted to say "I am John, son of Michael. What do you want?", that would actually be
John, Michael puqlod, jIH. nuqneH? "John, Michael's son, I am. What do you want?" This actually
is phonetic spelling! Just remember to pronounce the
H like the "ch" in "Bach", and the rest is pronouced just as written (the
q is very close to a regular "k").
puqloD (
POOk-lod) is accented on the first syllable, and
nuqneH (
nook-NEKH) on the last.