Greeting from Quark

[Quark]

Greetings my brothers.
I learned of this forum by googling "Klingon News".
It is most glorious to see that a Klingon forum has been established.

I invite you to join me at my forum
Quark's Bar & Grill
http://quark.hyperphp.com/forum/index.php
Where I am Your Mega Host.
It is a fun forum for adults loosely based on StarTrek/SciFi themes, where off topic silliness abounds.
Come and meet Trynda1701 our resident  Klingon, & the rest of our friendly gang. Laugh drink & be merry with us.

Qa'Pla

[Klythe]

Welcome to The Klingon Imperial Forums,

     Wow... We are established? }}:P

    Granted 5 years is pretty young for Klindom in general, but I think we've done pretty well for as far as fan run internet forums.   Anyway, Trynda1701 of course, is also welcome to come here to chat about Klingon stuff and join us in our Klingon studies.  You are too presuming you didn't just sign up to advertize your own forums. }}:P

[Kesvirit]

Quark says he found us by Googoling Klingon news.

[hands-on-hips] All right, who amongst you has been engaging in newsworthy behavior? WELL?! [/hands]

-=- Kesvirit

[Quark]

Hi Kesvirit !!

I LOVE your avavtar....

[Kesvirit]

I am quite fond of it. Fluffy helps to insure order around the Forums. Its primary food source is nits, with the occasional deleted post for a treat. However, I urge you to approach it with care: while generally not aggressive, it has shown a great interest in food, and has a tendency to sample things to determine what is and is not edible.

I understand that on your homeworld, custom keeps females nude, housebound, and subservient to males. But this is not Ferenginar; here, you are under a Klingon jurisdiction where females’ roles are unrestricted and they interact with males on comparable terms. Thus I caution you against addressing all here as Brother, even metaphorically.

“And I am unanimous in that!”
 -- Mary Elizabeth Jennifer Rachel Abergavenny Yiddell Slocome
    Matriarch, Grace Brothers’ Emporium of Diverse Goods and Services, Ladies Department


Besides, it makes Fluffy cranky.

[Kesvirit]

Quark, is that a picture of a porpoise on the cylinder? Because it looks like...  ::tilts head::  No, it's not a...? (is it?)

-=- Kesvirit

[Quark]

Quark, is that a picture of a porpoise on the cylinder? Because it looks like...  ::tilts head::  No, it's not a...? (is it?)

-=- Kesvirit

Hi Kesvirit !! & Hi Fluffy !!

Im not sure what the symbol on Joan Of Arx's machine gun is supposed to represent.....
Last time she was in my bar I asked her about it for you, she just smirked, and said "Use your imagination."
Joan Of Arx is a Cha'Key Cha Marine & security chief at my bar.

Here is a link to a pic of her doing some target practice.
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb275/Quarksbargrill/staff/luvnotwar.jpg

Doh !!!!
AND I forgot to mention, you & Fluffy are much more than welcome to come to my forum and post in my "New Members Area" to say "Hi" and post a blatant avertisement to promote "Klingon Imperial Forums"
Qa'Pla

[Kesvirit]

Im not sure what the symbol on Joan Of Arx's machine gun is supposed to represent.....
Last time she was in my bar I asked her about it for you, she just smirked, and said "Use your imagination."

I knew it! I knew that’s what it was!

Belated thanks to you for the invitation. I will collar the beast and bring it over to your forums for a sniff. Don’t worry -- no matter what it eats, all it “leaves behind” are links.

-=- Kesvirit

[Quark]

Hi Kesvirit !! & Hi Fluffy !!
Be aware that Quark's has moved to
http://quark.hyperphp.com/forum/index.php
Everyone is welcome to visit or join.

If I'm not there just go into the bar & download whatever you like to eat and drink.
You can put it all on Trynda's tab, he won't mind......

C U