Hee Haw

[jIHaD]

I want to translate "Gloom, Despair, and Agony" and "Where, Oh Where Are You Tonight" from [Hee Haw into Klingon.
Here are the lyrics:

Gloom, despair and agony on me.
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery.
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all.
Gloom, despair and agony on me.
(This could be reworked to be more Klingon-ish.)

Where, Oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and thought I'd found true love.
You met another and -pfft- you was gone.

First 2 Lines:
ramvam nuqDaq SoH?
qatlh naDev nIteb chomej?

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